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Cake day: November 29th, 2025

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  • Why don’t you get me a field mouse?"

    She goes, “No, you’re on drugs!”

    I go, "Mom, I’m okay, I’m just thinking

    She goes, "No, you’re not thinking, you’re on drugs!

    Normal people don’t act that way"

    I go, “Mom, just get me a field mouse, please”

    All I want is a field mouse, and she wouldn’t give it to me

    All I wanted was a field mouse, just one mouse

    And she wouldn’t give it to me, just a FIELD MOUSE