“Testis tortius!” - screamed Harry at the awful trans ally male, Draco. Draco begun screaming out from his throat, while slowly collapsing onto the floor, where he started vomiting from the intense pain.
“Why Harry, why? What kind of arguments you have against trans women?” - ejaculated Draco.
“They wanted to make the writer of this book JK Rowling pay taxes!” - ejaculated Harry - “They didn’t even treat her token approach for diversity like the second best thing ever. Now look at us: I am the Gigachad wizard cop, and you’re the soyjak suffering from testicular tortion!”
“Harry Potter and the Myth of Consensual Sex” would have sold better.
Beware of Pubertus