What a missed chance to ask for a 40-some.
There is a Futurama episode about that
Reminds me of the time this happened and the women stayed in the group chatting with each other and roasting the dude
How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?
Sigh Femoids are heartless.
REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES
Wow… you need to get off the internet
Kek
When no one else gets me, OozingPositron gets me
My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.
Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.
If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established
You missed the /s
I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers
How to remove all doubt:
we live in a world where people say stuff like that and mean it, the /s is just so for once we can be sure
I think a pro tip to making your jokes land with native speakers is to make the joke funny next time
I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay
The grind never ends
This one is getting closer to reading like a joke.
A wise man once said to me: “It’s a game of numbers!”, currently the numbers aren’t in my favour, it seems.
Never tell me the odds!
Glad to see this is still around.
Exactly, while it seems insincere and tasteless, I respect that bro was just trying to be time efficient for landing a hookup.
It’s just like how you to send in thousands of job applications lately before you actually land one. Why not apply for them all in the same day?
Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.
He was a hero for about 2 seconds.
And which of them is your mother?
Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out
Next time
It’s been years and occasionally this screenshot pops into my head lol
