If you’ve never been in one, no need to comment “never”. For me it was over a decade ago as a teenager at a state fair. Quick fight broke out between an annoying guy and myself. He was following my little group around tossing stink bombs at us. A little pushing turned into a little punching. We both ended up in cuffs but neither with actual charges. We were both banned for the following 2 years from that fair.
Fair enough. I just saw an opportunity to incorporate the spirit of a lame Simpsons joke and pounced. Glad you went back and had a nice, altercation-free, time.