Yeah dude weren’t you paying attention? This is their shared razor. They call it Occam’s razor because Bill Occam bought it at the pharmacy on his way to the office last Tuesday.

That’s the line that cements this as satire to me, because by applying Occam’s razor here I think the simplest solution is that it’s a joke.

Weirdly I always see Occam going into the bathroom with a full head of hair, and leave with just as much…