…Wait, does he think Occam’s Razor is an actual razor?
Yeah dude weren’t you paying attention? This is their shared razor. They call it Occam’s razor because Bill Occam bought it at the pharmacy on his way to the office last Tuesday.
That’s the line that cements this as satire to me, because by applying Occam’s razor here I think the simplest solution is that it’s a joke.
Weirdly I always see Occam going into the bathroom with a full head of hair, and leave with just as much…
he got nice cat ear
It’s clearly satire, folks…
Oh come on, this has to be satire.
If tech bros really have become this robotic, then, as Robin William’s Good Morning Vietnam script read:
“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
Lol yes, another post of his from 2 years ago
Thank goodness.
I don’t want to make it
As opposed.to shaving your head at home, which means not wasting time doing it at the office? This has to be satire.
What the hell is wrong with these so-called founders? Shave your pubic hair at home, the world is not going to collapse if you have some free time for yourself.
So does he just not shower anymore because he’s bald?
Does shaving time at work count as work time?
Hey, look on the bright siade, at least this guy is still showering
if you think this is crazy, you’ve never heard of Occam’s Razor
I know what Occam’s Razor is, but considering the context here does this dude think it’s just a good brand for head shaving? 🤨
I want to believe he’s being funny, but it’s so hard
100% satire, and it’s pretty funny
He totally got me!
Satire or not, math isn’t their strong game…
And this is how we all got AIDS.
with the same razor
“we’re blood brothers here. We share bloodborn diseases between each other this way. Hepatitis A is for Alphas.” /s
we share herpes with each other, is what he saying.
Well, at least they figured out a solution to the whole “crabs” problem they had going on, clearly
it will be interesting how he got crabs on his head.
Help a tight ass
This is clearly satire… I hope…
