…Wait, does he think Occam’s Razor is an actual razor?
Yeah dude weren’t you paying attention? This is their shared razor. They call it Occam’s razor because Bill Occam bought it at the pharmacy on his way to the office last Tuesday.
he got nice cat ear
It’s clearly satire, folks…
Oh come on, this has to be satire.
If tech bros really have become this robotic, then, as Robin William’s Good Morning Vietnam script read:
“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
I don’t want to make it
As opposed.to shaving your head at home, which means not wasting time doing it at the office? This has to be satire.
What the hell is wrong with these so-called founders? Shave your pubic hair at home, the world is not going to collapse if you have some free time for yourself.
So does he just not shower anymore because he’s bald?
Hey, look on the bright siade, at least this guy is still showering
if you think this is crazy, you’ve never heard of Occam’s Razor
I know what Occam’s Razor is, but considering the context here does this dude think it’s just a good brand for head shaving? 🤨
I want to believe he’s being funny, but it’s so hard
100% satire, and it’s pretty funny
with the same razor
“we’re blood brothers here. We share bloodborn diseases between each other this way. Hepatitis A is for Alphas.” /s
we share herpes with each other, is what he saying.
Well, at least they figured out a solution to the whole “crabs” problem they had going on, clearly
it will be interesting how he got crabs on his head.
Please be satire please be satire please be satire
🤣
I hate to think how much time this guy is losing by sleeping every night, there’s at least a couple hours in employee leverage he’s losing
This is clearly satire… I hope…
Haha, what a stupid loser, wasting time shaving his head when he could just be letting his hair grow long and not wash it.
Get fucked, you little piece of tech demo shit
