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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up110arrow-down1·6 days agoUnfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
minus-squareenchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·5 days agoHappy cake day!
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoYou could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoThis works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·6 days agoYet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·5 days agoDoing the work of the people, you got my vote.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·6 days agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·edit-25 days agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·5 days agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoNormal if you are an American.
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-25 days agoi… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
minus-squareGeneralDingus@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·6 days agoVery unfortunate
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoWe should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
Thank you fartmaster
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
Normal if you are an American.
i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
Very unfortunate
We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.