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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

We're dangerous, eh?

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We're dangerous, eh?

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago
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  • Volcanna@sh.itjust.works
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    6 days ago

    Sticks and pucks may break my bones, but words will also hurt me.

  • Marty_TF@lemmy.zip
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    8 days ago

    intersting screwdrivers you use over there

    • omega_x3@lemmy.world
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      They don’t have screwdrivers, up there they call them Robby’s. They made a bit that is better than a flat or a Phillips and they refuse to ever use anything else.

      • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works
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        Because Robby is the best. My red and green Robby’s are my two most used by far.

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      Hey when everything looks like a nail

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      “screwdrivers” is at the end of a list of example of tools.

      Just like the hockey stick was part of the examples of sports equipment and not specifically named.

      The way the picture was cropped makes it misleading.

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    Fact: Every Canadian has a hockey stick on them at all times.

    • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works
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      Can confirm.

      Source: Am Canadian.

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  • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world
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    Is the last one maple syrup?

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      8 days ago

      Crown royal

      • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Come to think of it, I wonder why Crown Royal hasn’t released a maple syrup whiskey yet.

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            Huh. I’ll be damned. Reviews of it say it’s pretty mid with it being a little too sweet. Guess I’ll stick to vanilla CR highballs.

            • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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              I’m an original or bust kind of guy. I’ve don’t like any flavoured whiskey.

              I’ve had their XR and their OXR, the latter of which was really rare.

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                I really want to see what whiskey plus just straight Cinnamaldehyde with no sugar tastes like. I like the idea of cinnamon whiskey, but never one I have found.

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    That’s an example that makes sense there. You’re also not allowed cricket bats, baseball bats, fencing swords, golf clubs, tennis racquets, etc.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      What about ping-pong paddles, lawn darts, ski poles, pool cues or bowling balls?

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      Probably the singlemost important one that for some reason commonly gets forgotten about… lacrosse sticks. They were literally weapons historically.

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    No, the dead give away is the crown royal

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    What a wild crop. If you have to go so far to avoid attributing something to another person, just remake the whole thing.

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      I mean the username is in the image. Unless you’re talking about the poster of dangerous items in which case they didn’t bother to attribute it because it’s the prohibited items poster when you go through security in a Canadian airport.

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        For the why, I was just speculating. But for the what, it’s instantly obvious to everyone. When ALCOHOL gets cropped to )L, it’s abundantly clear the image has been heavily edited.

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