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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Alex Jones is a talented entertainer, he’s just not open about his own kayfabe, next to him is my second option after 9
Edit: just noticed Hogan, next to him is second choice now, I’d spend the entire flight talking about how Stone Cold was a bigger draw and ruin his day