Remember that bit he posted recently to his fascist blog about Canada?

This is what the other hand was doing.

So…. Let’s get this straight… he is signing orders to make things happen that have been happening for almost a century now??

What’s next, an executive order to make air breathable??

I’d say it’s more like your hairdresser tracking how long you are in their store and what haircut you get- but you do you!

Bingo.

He’s the OP, so I’d imagine he gets notifications, but he’s still a legend nonetheless.

He knows he’s not getting Canada. This is part of his Flood the Zone nonsense. Don’t fall for it.

Awww…. I miss my little boy. 😢

This is the distraction you’re meant to be paying attention to- watch his other hand, that’s where the damage is going to come from.

Hasn’t this happened already? I could swear I’ve seen another article or two a while back saying someone was doing this same thing.

I then fell four feet onto my stomach, smashing my favorite toy car and briefly passing out.

This broke my heart. I wish this didn’t happen to you.

Slowly.

Echo?

Bye, troll.

I’m pretty sure you’re wrong. If it so happens that I’m wrong, you’ll respond to this comment with an explanation, and I’ll concede.

The stage is yours…

Say again?

Pardon?

It’s the Yanks tool again.

I’m sorry? What?