treadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoPeople that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttsmessage-squaremessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down111file-text
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minus-squareskeptomatic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down5·15 hours agoConditioner? Man the fuck up.
minus-squareburntbacon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoWell, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers… and I don’t think it’s you.
minus-squareskeptomatic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoI’m just kidding around. But you’re right. I’m away from my wife atm, so not me.
minus-squareburntbacon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoOOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.
minus-squareskeptomatic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoOk bud. Whatever that means, you do you.
minus-squareburntbacon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours ago you do you I always do. It’s why this is so sad.
Conditioner?
Man the fuck up.
Well, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers…
and I don’t think it’s you.
I’m just kidding around.
But you’re right. I’m away from my wife atm, so not me.
OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.
Ok bud. Whatever that means, you do you.
I always do. It’s why this is so sad.