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Or you don’t clean at all because you’re a dumb, depressed piece of shit that’s just rotting away. :(
Took the words out of my mouth. I was literally thinking exactly this before I clicked on the comments and saw it was the top comment.
I finally forced myself to clean the bathroom last weekend after god knows how long and gave myself a nasty sinus infection that I’m still dealing with from all the dust I kicked up lol
I’m sure there’s a lesson in there but my depression and idiocy will more than likely override it lol
it’s never too late to start working on new habits! you can do it!
Habits are fiction
Smart adults pop out a couple of serfs to help with some of the chores.
I’m not going to inflict life on two innocent souls; particularly not for selfish reasons like ‘I don’t want to clean up after myself’.
They might’ve not been completely serious
Life is far too serious for me to take it seriously.
Wise words!
My serfs are quiet quitting
So smart. “Just become a slave owner!!”
Well if you have a better solution than owning slaves then I’d like to hear it 😤
Do it yourself instead of forcing your children to do it.
What a poor being you seem to be.
(It’s a joke)
Glad to hear.
And I can’t understand why we have so hurry to grow up.
You punk kids have to hurry up and grow up so you can start doing laundry for yourself.
jk I know youll be back every week with a fresh load
I’m tired of this, grandpa!
If you don’t like it, you can quit it and open an onlyfans, make millions and vanish. No one forces you to do real adulthood.
I think this requires you to be female and attractive.
From one side yes, but today with AI and Photoshop tools, you don’t need to attractive.
Ai is gonna collapse porn if we let it.
Who will pay for foot pics when you can have photorealistic foot pics and anything else from big Daddy gptThey already doing some AI porn for money. Now I don’t know tho, if models generate images and sell them.
I just bought a robot vacuum. Now I get to be a kid again!!
My house is too messy for a robot vacuum
Hah! I hear that. Every time I turn it on, I spend a few minutes picking stuff up off the floor that it’s going to get stuck on. It’s actually kind of a nice way to maintain the floor space… But it absolutely would not have worked in the house I grew up in. Too many shoes all over the place, et cetera, et cetera.
Same here! And the best part at first is actually watching the thing cleaning the floor for you. Oh the bliss…
The night we got it, we were going to watch a movie. Instead, we ended up watching the robot vacuum clean the floor, totally entertained. I have a dog and a cat and so when I have time I try to vacuum but more often than not I just don’t vacuum! And we end up with tumble weeds absolutely all over the place. Now when I go to sleep I can click go and the little dude just cruises around picking up all the junk. I love it. It even mops,! Even though I didn’t want one that did that, I love it now.
A messy house wont be the end of the world. Abandon your chores. Go outside.
And sweeping the wood floor every time you walk across it
True there’s literally (meant in the literal sense) nothing in between these things.
/s (as in serious)
Don’t forget about “self care”. Whatever the fuck that is. My therapist keeps telling me and I don’t get it.
It means exercise and playing video games
I think that means keeping our toenails trimmed.
Lol I’m abt to clip my finger nails so this is dead on
Yeah maybe.
If that’s the definition, I’m not adult[ing]. :/
Did I skip it? A friend says I’m “retired” (prematurely, because of ailments/disabilities).
Or is this just an ableist definition?
What a dream, no laundry, no grocery shopping. Sounds wonderful.
laundry and trash and cleaning the kitchen too. it never ends.
until it does and that’s sad.
Then you forget about doing the laundry
You forgot the never-ending loads of laundry. Every time you do something you have to put a load of laundry in. Then fold it. Then think you’re finished with the laundry and go down and put another load in
I have 4 laundry bags each with a couple weeks worth of clothes in them and they get rotated monthly
A couple of times, I have done my final load of laundry butt ass naked, just so I can have the feeling of knowing that ALL my clothes are clean.
We don’t have a dryer and the lines only hold one load of laundry. So every time I know I’ve done all I can do for 2 whole days. The bliss is enormous. Sucks if I accidentally skip a few days though as it is almost impossible to catch up on a backlog.
