gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoI just came in your cereal. AMAmessage-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down116
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareI just came in your cereal. AMAgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoWhen did you realize you were a cerealphile?
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down2·3 months agoMy sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoI find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-23 months agoWhy? Do you, like, know of a club or something? ~dm me the contact info~
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-23 months ago your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it. Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something? ~dm me the contact info~ Sorry - Our club is for consensual cereal love only.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoPlot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.
When did you realize you were a cerealphile?
My sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
I find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something?
~dm me the contact info~
Sorry - Our club is for consensual cereal love only.
Plot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.