close the door to the server room.

hang out in there for several hours

smoke weed, do illicit shit

nap

maybe fap once or twice

plug router back in

man that was a serious issue

that’ll be $3,640

This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.

In a truly free society, we would be having widely-publicized contests where whoever shoots the most of these wins.

I usually overcome this by reading something new. I’ve often found that hearing a new idea will dislodge ideas of my own.

I’ve often told students: Don’t try to be creative in a vacuum.

Ya don’t fucking say.

What the fuck is an “a::s”

Lore aside…

What about…um, y- you know…the other things?

It hurts, kid.

Like, it really, seriously fucking hurts.

It’s all about how you want to be remembered.

That cut better be coming out of Wyoming. They’re not fucking using it.

Vlad the Impaler: “Am I a joke to you?”

Oh I do way more than that.

It ain’t just guys. Let me tell you the story of my ex…

I don’t feel smug because I left Reddit. I feel sad that it turned into a vapid, sterile mockery of itself and I stopped having fun there. I like fun places. And I lost one.

Well, she was a fish for one episode, so I’ll allow it.

I’m at work so I don’t have time to make it. So can someone please create an image of Data either standing on or riding atop a betta fish?