We don’t write “womb” as “wume”.
I want it to be spelled “consomb”.
Consoom gang rise up
Agree.
Just switch both to either oo or uu, because US English speakers are confused by ö and ü.
Consoom / Woom
Consuum / Wuum
Drop the “ends with e or b changes the vowel sound, for some reason, sometimes” nonsense.
Omblaut
I mean, feel free to spell it that way, just be prepared for annoyed snarky people
*Eye meen feal free too spell it that whey, just bee prepeared four anouied snarkie peepole
Whut?
Fume flume plume resume legume volume perfume presume costume exhume…
Fomb, flomb, plomb, resomb, legomb, volomb, perfomb, presomb, costomb, exomb…
I don’t see the problem here. All perfectly readable.
Do they rhyme with comb, tomb, or bomb? Readable ≠ Meaningful
Yes
Yes? I spell it jiac
You and I certainly pronounce either “consume” or “womb” very differently if those words rhyme for you 😂 where are you from, out of curiosity? No judgement, just curious as I’m not sure I’ve ever heard an accent where those words rhyme!
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Thank you! I was too lazy to go search for this.
Do you presume to consume consommé with a spoon in a cwm. Asking for Theodor Geisel.
I think womb should be the one that should be changed
Next you’ll say that “fish” should be spelled “ghoti”
Actually I prefer it’d be spelled F̴͍͙̙̱͙͂͜ͅͅͅI̵̡̛̭͉̳͎̱̝̮̙̗͐̾̌͋̿̿̕S̷̢̧̧̧̩̤̼̦̰̟̟͇̤̙̻̈́̈̂́̽̈̓͂̉̊͋͂͐̍̈̅̿̕̚͘͜͝͝ͅḨ̶̥̼͕̭̈́͛̏͗͗͆̍͗̎́́̈́̍͆̋͐̉̊̈́̅͘̚͘͠͠
i kinda get it actually
Okay great, now I’m down a rabbit hole about wombats with their double uteri, triple vaginas, and backwards pouches, because I looked up “wombat womb” …
There is coxcomb pronounced coxcoom. If that helps.
So it’s an anglicized latin dingus?
Reminds me of if English sounds were consistent













