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minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·3 months agoI’m not sure that appearing to reach under your nuts and fingering your butt in a public toilet is the best idea.
minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoCasual taint massage at the urinals
minus-squareramius345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·3 months agoWho cares what people think?
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 months agoSo then drop your pants and make sure everyone sees what you’re doing, no confusion! “See guys, I’m not fingering my butt! Its the taint!” Lol
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months ago“taint” is from " 't ain’t dick, 't ain’t asshole". As the proper spot to press is, in fact, the very base of the “dick”, 't ain’t taint. The proper nomenclature for the anterior perineum is actually “gooch”.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoWhy are you monitoring where people are reaching while they’re using a urinal?
I’m not sure that appearing to reach under your nuts and fingering your butt in a public toilet is the best idea.
Casual taint massage at the urinals
Who cares what people think?
Why not?
So then drop your pants and make sure everyone sees what you’re doing, no confusion!
“See guys, I’m not fingering my butt! Its the taint!” Lol
“taint” is from " 't ain’t dick, 't ain’t asshole". As the proper spot to press is, in fact, the very base of the “dick”, 't ain’t taint.
The proper nomenclature for the anterior perineum is actually “gooch”.
Why are you monitoring where people are reaching while they’re using a urinal?