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I remember her from high school.
NO! DON’T DO IT!!!

Ahh yes, the Chinese dick trap
I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
NSFW tag, jeez.
an exotic dancer in iowa
Intrusive thoughts
Get to shuckin’
For fucks sake man, NSFW tag this smut!
Giggity goo, alright.
- safely removes flesh from the penis
Babish tried one of these out on a recent video. His opinion matches my own. It’s not really better than a good knife.
Fleshlight hard mode
It won’t be hard for long
It just peels back the skin.
Add vinegar or lemon juice for the real hard mode.
Instructions too clear, curled up in foetal position and crying
I’m certainly hard rn
“Hmmm,” as in “hmmm, is there already a dontputyourdickinthat community?”








