No , Jesus is a swarthrj middle eatern dide, he’s out, Chetto McPedo Trimo is the new messiah, Santa’s no longer needed, replaced by Ghislaine Maxwell,.who will be delivering invites to relevant people on the naughty boy list instead…
Not the Onion
Depends on Santa’s social media history…
At least he won’t have to list contact information for his employers over the past five years.
Only white Santa & supply side Jesus.
Untied States
This is not a coincidence, because nothing is ever a coincidence.
I’ve been intentionally calling it the Untied States for months. I think, since Trump’s inauguration
I’m stealing that typo. If I knew how, I’d tech my keyboards to auto do it
No, Santa is a dirty commie socialist that gives free gifts to children who are possibly black and brown and therefore don’t deserve them and he mooches off of everyone’s milk and cookies like a welfare queen --MAGA probably
