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YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

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Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    How should we discipline children

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      Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.

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    Why did my son die in the rehab facility?

    Tap for spoiler original: What was that condition called where cells rapidly divide and consume all of the body's resources? :::
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      K line exceeding.

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    What should new parents give their babies?

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      Cluster headaches, without a doubt.

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        that’s pretty messed up dude

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    What’s a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?

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      Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.

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        OP didn’t specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?

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          human sized…

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            What can I say, I like me a big casserole.

            Shame the nephews won’t be there to enjoy it…

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    What do hardworking lab technicians deserve but rarely get?

    Tap for spoiler

    original: What is the euphemistic term for culling of research animals?

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      Sac’ing

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    Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this

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    This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.

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    If Daniel has 200 apples and Jerry has 100 apples, how?

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    Respect to the g’s keeping the old comments too.

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      deleted by creator

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        wait … your username … could it be? could you be FlyingSquid’s reincarnation?

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          They’re not Flying Squid. I asked them a while ago.

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          I get asked this a lot. No, but I will try to shitpost in their memory.

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    deleted by creator

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    How do I start and sustain a supercritical nuclear reaction?

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      Control rods and/or neutron suppliers and absorbers.

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    What is the average radius of every planet in our solar system?

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      28000km

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    My girlfriend is terribly afraid of plane crashes so we have never had a vacation together. What can I use to finally get her to fly? Anyone I can talk to for help?

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      The torsion engine, and Macedonians.

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    What are the consequences of hydrogen fluoride exposure to human body?

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      Damn near instant oxidation.

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    Since you didn’t answer my previous dms, so I’m just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?

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      Give or take a few billion years.

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