Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.
I heard it was browser history?
Those who do not have fat baby JD Vance memes in their gallery will be denied admission.
But what about us who only stream fat baby JD Vance memes?
You must die in honorable combat you will freeze for an eternity inHelheim
the “wemuslim” app X_X
i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?
At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.
How to confuse a US border agent.
I feel like this would get you on some kind of list…
Forgot to do your sacrafices to the gods
Hell is right here on earth 🙂
Very interesting! Based on this, heaven and hell are both on earf, depending on how people see the rat race where you were born.
This is the bad place.
You figured it out?
you would love the work of the theologian James Cone
afterlife hack
Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn’t covered his bases here.
Sure, but you don’t go there as a punishment from god for a lack of belief, you go there because you did shitty things.
That’s called Unitarian Universalism.
reminds me of this from the Mummy
I think this is guaranteed hell for some religions
Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.
This reminds me of the northern part of the current Prästgatan, “Priests Street”, in the Old Town in Stockholm.
Before 1885 that part of Prästgatan was called Helvetesgränd, “Hell’s ally”, which is an amazing street name in Swedish, and a brilliant metal album name in English.
The entire block was known as Helvetet, “Hell”.
This is the location:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DGCAT98vZ7e8HwDUA
This is where the gallows were located.
i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can’t imagine someone’s address being Nr. 666 Hell’s Alley), and 2) “helvete” has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash
I think Helvetesgränd sounds far more dramatic than “hells alley”, mostly due to it containing the letter “r” so you can roll it in your mouth for added effect.
that just sounds comedic to me, like you’re putting on a comedy gothenburg dialect
What’s the second one?
It’s literally impossible to know. We don’t have the technology to look this up.
Ok, I did a little digging and it’s Jewish. I was confused because the icon looked like a Greek sigma but the Hebrew samekh looks even closer
