How to: Bale a body.

It’s just hype. They parade around people that “made it” with their revenue programs. The 99 or so % that never make any, or even lose, money in the process are never shown.
A close friend of mine invested a 4-figure amount into travels, gadgets and all sorts of stuff to show off… while being unemployed. Had a huge, organic crowd of followers, too, on several platforms. Tried everything, but never saw a single cent in return.

We could call it… “Artificial Emotions,” or AE.

Nacho boy is now 20. Could have a kid of his own… who might also be part nacho.

I sure hope they’re lining up for the monster truck convention.

Yeah, because it kills you. Kerosene and similar low-viscosity hydrocarbons in your stomach migrate to the lungs, causing them to collapse. Not a nice way to go.
They only found out after some kids mysteriously died upon ingesting minute amounts of lamp oil.

Can’t dogfood dogshit.

Hard to believe, indeed. Surely, at one point, the store owner would have told him to “buy one or get out.”

Not even 0.1 units, though.

Not quite nude, but you get the idea:

“Deep sea oil rig sand trap” sounds like an underground rock band song title.

It’s a handbag.
… stuffed with poo.

Over here, they sell all sorts of “standard” sex toys, like vibrators, in drugstores. Out in the open, right next to the condoms and lube. #justeuropethings

It’s a line from TNG.

Isn’t that the descendant of Megaupload?
The pricing looks good to me… and also the scrolling animation on their webpage.

Textbook shakedown. He’ll not invade Greenland, Panama or Canada as long as he keeps getting the prize every year.

If sugaring his entire body was good enough for Julius Caesar, it’s gotta be good enough for you.

“Pick a number - any number - between one and one Brazilian. Don’t tell me the number. Now multiply it by 3…”