I am sorry to announce I will step down as President of the United States. I know this will be hard for a lot of people to accept, because of the tremendous work I’ve done.
But don’t worry, the country is in good hands, as J. D. Vance will take over after me, and J. D. Vance will continue the tremendous work we’ve been doing.
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Oh and also I’m declaring war on Venezuela, Canada and Denmark.
I am sorry to announce I will step down as President of the United States. I know this will be hard for a lot of people to accept, because of the tremendous work I’ve done.
But don’t worry, the country is in good hands, as J. D. Vance will take over after me, and J. D. Vance will continue the tremendous work we’ve been doing.
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Oh and also I’m declaring war on Venezuela, Canada and Denmark.
Someone said swapping trump for Vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt lol
Or he’s going to talk about snakes again.