• fox2263@lemmy.world
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    Could have a drinking game for what will be said. But I think we would die of alcohol poisoning.

    Joe Biden, Economy, Russia Russia Russia, the laptop from hell, fentanyl, democrat hoax, joe Biden, affordability, groceries, ukraine in 1 day, Europe are mean, Canada is mean, more guard to more blue states, Trump is the best, everyone loves Trump, most popular man in the world, Putin is a nice guy

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    I really hope he’ll break down as a slobbering idiot right on live TV. Best opportunity to show that he has advanced state dementia.

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    Can it be him walked to a guillotine? Cause I’d watch the shit out of that. Otherwise he can go fuck himself cause there’s not a goddamn thing floating around in his dementia addled child raping mind I want to hear.

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      What if all the stress with Epstein and everything just got to him and we truly had a joint universal Christmas gift? One can only dream.

      Unfortunately though I think he’ll pull a Kissinger, and the pure vile hate void inside him will keep him alive for another 15 years.

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        I was always told the good die young, while I admit he’s well past his prime, I feel he’s evil enough to live damn near forever.

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    It’s going to be Venezuela.

    I “matched” a girl from Venezuela. You know, had her entire profile in Spanish, but spoke perfect English? She was suggesting that maybe the invasion would help free them from Maduro.

    Yeah. They’re trying to psy-op this already, and they know they don’t have the narrative or support it they’re gonna try it anyway.

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        No it’s a bush level unforced error. Not just the administration, but the nation as well. Young men are about to go experience the joy of dying in a jungle as the rest of us suffer because the rest of the world fucking hates us and won’t trade with us anymore.

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          That’s kind of Trump’s MO, though. Distract from anything embarrassing or problematic for him by committing increasingly greater cruelties that push them off the front page.

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        Normally? Yeah. But this is about invading a foreign country because they nationalized their own oil.

        This will involve children getting killed. So… No.

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    Can’t believe it but I’m actually hoping it turns out to be just a mindless rant for 45 minutes and he forgets to declare war or martial law or himself king or whatever he intended.

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      I hope he shits himself violently and has a stroke and dies on camera. I want the smell of his shit to be so vile, the secret servicemen who come to his aid instantly projectile puke on his corpse after a really big lunch. I want his administration to slip on the puke and hit their heads hard. Half fataly, and the other half sent to hospices for brain damaged vegetables where they shit themselves constantly. I want the nurses that take care of these vegetables to be abusive and hose the shit off them with a cold garden hose infrequently, until they die of sepsis from shitty bed sores.

      I have high hopes.

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      Or advertise a new hotel, like the last time the media believed he had something important to say.

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    a “distract from epstein file, and look over here at VENUZUELA AND sending the military against citizens” speech.

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    Fucking asshole going lie for Fucking hour. Not watching that, people can post highlights next day. Seriously only Maga will believe anything he says about how great he claims things are going.

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    A naval blockade, is an act of war. So, it’s already started. Hell of a thing to do to stop the release of the Epstein files.

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    This old ass orange child rapist mother fucker thinks this is the 1950s and he’s going to be on all 3 channels and everyone will have to watch him.