Super fun story: My granddad would tell us himself. Yes. My grandad was sort of a maniac, he would fuck everything that moved. At 85 he had an implant because he couldn’t take meds anymore. (he told that to the whole family on his birthday dinner) When he was 93 he butt dial my uncle while having sex with 2 women (2! 93yo!). My aunt found him full naked marstubating in the living room because he “forgot she was there”.
He was funny as hell but the man had a serious addiction. Died at 97 having sex with the 32yo supermarket cashier at his house. this is not even a joke…
Can you imagine at 32 being hit with so much rizz from a 97 year old that you’d be down to clown, only for them to die inside of you? Either grandpa was the most charming motherfucker of all time or that grocery clerk was at a dark place in life.
Reminds me of that French film where the grandpa brings in his favorite prostitute to family dinner one night. “Sooner or later my heart will give out while fucking her, so you were going to find out eventually either way. Better you know now.”
Super fun story: My granddad would tell us himself. Yes. My grandad was sort of a maniac, he would fuck everything that moved. At 85 he had an implant because he couldn’t take meds anymore. (he told that to the whole family on his birthday dinner) When he was 93 he butt dial my uncle while having sex with 2 women (2! 93yo!). My aunt found him full naked marstubating in the living room because he “forgot she was there”.
He was funny as hell but the man had a serious addiction. Died at 97 having sex with the 32yo supermarket cashier at his house. this is not even a joke…
Gotta give him credit for going out like so many of us want to.
Wouldn’t want to be the partner in that case though.
Can you imagine at 32 being hit with so much rizz from a 97 year old that you’d be down to clown, only for them to die inside of you? Either grandpa was the most charming motherfucker of all time or that grocery clerk was at a dark place in life.
Or they were into older men, as it doesn’t sound like these were anything more than non-committal sex
Well 2 things can be true but I think at 97 no charm would be enough. But he had money
Ahhhh, yeah that plays with someone in their 30s working at a grocery store. A lot of bad breaks on their part, it sounds like
Porque non le dos?
The rare double brand new sentence
Reminds me of that French film where the grandpa brings in his favorite prostitute to family dinner one night. “Sooner or later my heart will give out while fucking her, so you were going to find out eventually either way. Better you know now.”
Damn someone needs to make a song about your granddad then
🎶Ra-ra-this one grandpa
Once got caught masturbating
And fucked a lo-ot and now he is dead🎶
You have no idea. seriously. That mf had fun in life. He was also a career plane pilot until the 90s, so the time it was respectable and profitable
He was also an awesome grandad. I Loved the ol’ captain
Was your granddad the inspiration for the show Shameless?