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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon gets enemy zoned

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Anon gets enemy zoned

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • kwomp2@sh.itjust.works
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    Purity tests and identity before process

    or why as a lefty I’m enormously annoyed by many many lefties

    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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      Seriously. I don’t think both sides are the same. But some people seem to want to make sure they are

  • Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.works
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    op is probably sunflower zoned now

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Drone zoned

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      Why you think he even got drafted?

      • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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        as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection

  • BoJackHorseman@lemmy.world
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    Same way the Jews think 5 year old kids are terrorists

  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    It’s like saying you’re from Germany in world war… Actually, it doesn’t matter which one.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      III?

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        Far right ideology is on the rise there too. They just got rid of welfare to fund the military and tax breaks for the wealthy.

      • Atropos@lemmy.world
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        Third time’s the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

        • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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          Wdym they weren’t last time? /s

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          Nah, Germany decided to embrace Zionism after failing at Nazism. They wont be good guys any time soon.

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            Zionism is just Nazism with a different team.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    OP may have been defenestrated.

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    She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

    I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

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      I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

      That’s a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.

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        But what about America?

      • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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        Americans tend to just not know we are doing that stuff at all in the first place.

        Hard to dislike or be against something. When your too uneducated and ignorant to do much more the breath and blink at the same time.

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        Fortunately it’s entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.

        • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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          for now.

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            Well considering that Russia has basically lost a war to a largely civilian-based resistance, and the US seems insistent on sending all of their troops to rather pointlessly freeze to death in Greenland, I’m not particularly concerned about either country engaging in world domination.

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        Wasn’t the Iraq invasion one of the most protested things ever?

        Didn’t work of course, I think to stop a government determined on war you need to push even harder. Remove their ability to govern.

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      Me too but with Americans

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    So relatable, amiright fellow kids?

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    Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

    Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

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      Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

      Gay: you’re hyper focused on another man’s genitals

      • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Haha fair enough

        Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

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          genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

          Now look who’s hyperfocused

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      cogito ergo gay

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