Deceptichum@quokk.au to Lefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 6 days agocentristsquokk.auimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1438arrow-down132
arrow-up1406arrow-down1imagecentristsquokk.auDeceptichum@quokk.au to Lefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareLvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69arrow-down1·6 days agoAlice: “I want to beat Bob to death.” Bob: “I don’t want to be hurt.” Charlie, the centrist: “Let’s compromise! Alice, beat Bob to half dead!”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-24 days agoAlice: “Bob died from his wounds.” Charlie, the centrist: “Wow, after seeing your point of view Bob decided to compromise and in doing so, everyone got what they wanted!”
Alice: “I want to beat Bob to death.”
Bob: “I don’t want to be hurt.”
Charlie, the centrist: “Let’s compromise! Alice, beat Bob to half dead!”
Alice: “Bob died from his wounds.” Charlie, the centrist: “Wow, after seeing your point of view Bob decided to compromise and in doing so, everyone got what they wanted!”