Maybe a more potent gas could do the trick.

This guy is a giant wasp, don’t listen to him. He’s just trying to distract you so he can drink all the soda in your house

In some cultures a graded copy of Duke Nukem is used instead of a wedding ring

Alright, I’ll go as soon as I graduate.

Fucking hell. Somebody should put him out of his misery.

It would’ve been a fork in the road kind of moment for her

Yes, now you have to shove a live frog up your ass every day or die of colon cancer.

I want a big booty Japanese girlfriend. Please, if there’s a God send a Japanese girl with a phat ass my way.

She started laughing and asked me to print it out and she then stuck it on the fridge.

Yes! 1998 really was an amazing year for gaming!

I had so much fun with that thing, one time I combined a picture of the family dog with my stepdad and showed it to my mom and proudly told her this is what it would look like if they had kids. Another time I tried to make an action film with my brother, but it was mostly just footage of him doing what he considered crazy stunts (jumping on the hotel bed).

Turns out I hit an artery, blood started gushing everywhere and you won’t believe what game got hit by his blood!

Here’s are some more spoilers for The Sorpranos, Tony plays Mario Kart in an episode, and he opens the fridge in another episode.

Obviously it’s your rugged orc-like features.

I’m Asian, my people are notorious for looking like plastic.

I’m sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.

Your life just got worse. You’re paying rent inside of a black hole.

Americans eat like they believe in God’s salvation.

Yeah, it’s so awkward when you run out of battery during a tactical maneuver and you have to fly through enemy air space to borrow a power bank.

Nah, after every bombing run I pull out the ol usb-c cord and hook up my fighter jet to my laptop for a firmware update.