I hate nuts. I’m not allergic to them.
Everything about them is wrong, I’ve never had food that contained nuts that wouldn’t have been significantly better without them.
Chocolate with nuts - What was wrong with just the former
Nuts on their own - Might as well eat wood
Nutbars - gross.
Food with nuts is just bad, and the sooner we move on from this dated cultural institution the better.
This was inspired by the last two posts
Cause quite often I love my twin! Sometimes I’d like to throw them into low earth orbit but not over the nuts!
No one would blame you if you drive them into a beautiful wooded area and let them free then go and buy nuts though.
Mother has said I can only murder twin over lack of them doing chores, not over allergies!