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Birds lay eggs and bees pollinate.
For the traditional story, birds are girls, bees are boys.
Hence the common UK slang of calling girls “birds” or in the US “chicks”.
Ironic given that bee sexual reproduction is probably the least analogous to humans in the entire animal kingdom and the VAST majority of bees that you encounter outside the nest (and the only bees with stingers" are sterile female worker bees.
Some birds pollinate aswell. Bess lay eggs aswell.
I think a bee is male cuz they have stingers
Male bees don’t have stingers though…
In the “teaching sex ed” way not the reality way, like why the fuck would birds and bees fuck eacother?
Because it’s hot, don’t kink shame my very specific fetish
I learned about penises and vaginas and menstruation in sex ed. Insects and avians were not covered!
Yeah, I was just trying to point out the absurdity of trying to assign gender to either of them.
Most bees people think of are worker or queen bees (female) while the birds people tend to picture are bright and colorful (males) or the songs (also typically males). On the other hand people associate birds and egg laying (so I suppose femaleish) and bees have a stinger that could symbolize a penis (though if you have a barbed and venomous penis please stay far away from me).
So I vote you pick based solely on vibes instead of gender. Hell, I vote we take it a step further and stop gendering bathrooms at all. Just put random unrelated symbols and people can pick which they like. So like one with a book, the other with cheese. Or whatever else you want. Make it a big poop related social experiment.
Just put random unrelated symbols and people can pick which they like.
this
It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.
It’s actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.
i like this one, very inclusive
#everybodypoops
#nobodypoopsbutyou
Kim doesn’t poop
He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.
Not bees, they pees
What if I need to throw up?
Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody’s face. 50/50 its what they’re there for, right?
Kinda nice but I would have never guessed
It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.
Plot twist: It’s a trick, both rooms are full of wasps!
This post made me realize, I’ve only ever heard “the birds and the bees” referenced, but never actually how it’s applied during sex ed.
But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It’s just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They’re just used as examples, because they’re visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.
They should have used the eggplants and the peaches. Before cell phone emojis that would have made things even more confusing. Then Piper Perry could do the putting the condom on the eggplant demonstration, and every boy could feel inadequate for the next several decades.
But in those examples, the bee is pollinating and the bird is conceiving, so it would make sense.
Ah, I thought there would be a male bird involved still, but I guess that example just explains ovulation. Still quite optimistic that everyone shares the same understanding here, though…
Bee
If it’s yellow poop go to bees if it’s white go to birds.
The, female, Queen Bee is iconic.
All bees are female, except the drones which are only grown when needed.
Shit outside the doors as a protest against unclear signage
Gender neutral id wager. Just go in one and do your business. If some people are offended who cares
Boys gotta stinger
Birds have a pecker!
Now try remembering that as a non-native speaker while about to shit in your pants lmao
Although I do suspect these are just gender neutral one-person bathrooms
Only thing you can do is crack a door and take a peak.
Bees start swarming out.
In the UK women can be called birds but it’s considered a bit tasteless nowadays.
“She’s the bees knees” or “look at that sexy bird” I’m still confused after writing it out. Does the stinger go into the cloaca? If so, I’d guess the bee is the man… but then bees are mostly female. I fucking give up. I’d piss in the alley.
Isn’t the queen bee generally the only female?
Honeybee colonies are mostly female. The Queen and Workers are female and the males (Drones) don’t actually do much, don’t have stingers, and don’t collect pollen. They are tolerated in small numbers to well… you know.
