Mike D@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoI've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.message-squaremessage-square264fedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down155
arrow-up1330arrow-down1message-squareI've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.Mike D@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square264fedilink
minus-squareBootLoop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down10·3 months agoLet me try to convince this rabid raccoon into killing itself by talking to it.
minus-squareabsentbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·3 months agoA lot of the other hypotheticals make more sense to me than this one. The raccoon is dying already, you just need to avoid it. A gun isn’t even the most effective tool for this problem, it’s a small moving target. Trap it.
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·3 months agoHow often do you come across rabid raccoons?
minus-square87Six@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·3 months agoPepper spray exists… Or you know a billion other methods of fending off a racoon Can’t tell if this is satire tbh
Let me try to convince this rabid raccoon into killing itself by talking to it.
A lot of the other hypotheticals make more sense to me than this one. The raccoon is dying already, you just need to avoid it. A gun isn’t even the most effective tool for this problem, it’s a small moving target. Trap it.
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How often do you come across rabid raccoons?
Pepper spray exists…
Or you know a billion other methods of fending off a racoon
Can’t tell if this is satire tbh