It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone… I’m just really confused.
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Yo momma
Your fork is a vulcan, live long and prosper 🖖
Do you have a sink grinder/disposal? If it fell down there and turned on, that could do it, but I think the poster that mentioned it getting caught in a drawer is probably the best bet.
I don’t, but also I would imagine that would leave marks on the tines.
A Vulcan 🖖
You should pick up the phone and call the professionals
Ooo, ooo, I know this one—carbon dioxide!
Monoxide
Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they’d be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
How is bro contacting us from the matrix
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say “Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks” if he does it again call him a nerd
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.
The forky bandit?
Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.
I very much am not.
Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.
TIL that Caketaco, the Portland forkbender, has an international fanbase.
I am not sure if this is a joke. Most commentators seem to perceive it this way. But just in case I will answer seriously.
This was done by a human:
- your kid (you said you live alone, so not this one)
- your guests
- someone uninvited (but it makes no sense for them to leave this)
- you in a way you cannot remember.
I will expand on that last one since no one has done it: Do you have an issue with substance abuse? Do you have issues with your memory? Do you have any psychiatric issues? Your other personality could to this if you have a dissociative identity disorder. Check symptoms and pay attention on similar events. If this keeps happening go see a doctor.
I get my kid on the weekend but that was a week night. Haven’t had guests over in a few weeks. Nothing else missing or messed with. No,no, and no.
I’m leaning into the drawer one, that it just got smashed in there somehow and I didn’t notice, but they’re significant forks, not cheap crap or anything.
I also really hope my suggestions are just bullshit. Especially since those have the worst implications. But I would still be watching out for similar events. Just in case :)
Dude, I’ve been so confused and bored with nothing to do that Ive considered some kind of electro-magnetic anomaly. My electrical system is old as shit. But I have it rigged to high powered modern electronics. Eventually I gave up on it and figured it’s probably something mundane and gave up on figuring it out or honestly caring. It’s one fork. Big deal. Honestly at this point if it’s kids in the matrix trying to communicate with me, that’d be great lol. But I probably just didn’t notice I smashed it in the drawer.
Get a carbon monoxide detector. Maybe that?
a fidgety heroin addict off by 1
Oh this is our sign Vulcans are here 🖖, checking on us before our First Contact
Do you have any enemies?
Just atlantic cod. They’ve been watching me but I’m onto them!
Are you a Jedi and you used the fork?
May the fork be with him.
