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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago

Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago
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Trump wants a Nobel Prize for all ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved
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Trump revealed plans to meet with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado next week

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/39534232

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  • biofaust@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    A Nobel Peace Prize should be given on the spot to the person that will impale his severed head on a pitchfork.

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    I’m kind of curious how high he’ll go with that count. He randomly increases it, so now I have this morbid fascination with seeing where it ends.

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    I’d nominate him for one if he resigns.

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      Honestly, might be the most “peace promoting” thing he could do. Second only to keeling over.

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      No way, his administration is full of sycophants who would continue his evil deeds and they’re much younger so would probably do more damage.

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        But could any of them get the whole maga movement to rally behind them? The whole thing depends on the cult of trump’s personality. With him gone, the whole movement will fracture as the different factions scramble to take control

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    Just give it to him. They’re pointless

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    a quarter war stopped, lol

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Really it’s 65 eighth wars stopped, but they rounded up to the nearest quarter

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        You know what, may as well round up for ease of calculation and say he stopped 100 wars.

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    Brother you just became a war criminal by starting a war. Nows not the time.

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    He’s like: do you Canada and Cambodia in a war against each other? You are welcome.

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    Participation trophies were invented for dipshits like this.

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    deleted by creator

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    And him saying that screams “beta bitch”.

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOP
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      Putin’s bottom bitch.

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    “Trump says” Welp, I’m done reading.

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    If he would flood weapons into Ukraine and force Russia to retreat, I would give his words some thought.

    But all I see is him hanging allies out to dry and starting/threatening new conflicts.

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    The guy who just committed an act of war against a foreign government, is threatening to violently seize land from another one, and put armed thugs in the streets of his own country who murdered a woman in cold blood a mere two days ago wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

    That’s the joke.

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    The Nobel Committee:

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    How about an igNobel prize?/Although it could pass as an insult to the institution behind those awards. Because they have standards. Low. But still.

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