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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days ago

and immediately after, you can run linux on the potato

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and immediately after, you can run linux on the potato

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days ago
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    The amount of truth in this depresses me.

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      you can cut a potato in half, press wet side against your temples, it will suck the depression out of you

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        That doesn’t make sense…the Irish are still PLENTY depressed. It’s why they drink so much.

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          The irish did have a really bad time when they had a lack of potatoes

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          If that were true, then why do I have so much depression despite having zero Irish heritage?

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            looks around the world

            Hmmmmmm. No idea…

            continues to observe society

            Yeah, no clue man. Earth is a perfect utopia.

            No reason for anyone, anywhere, to complain about anything. No reason to be sad. None at all. Nothing wrong on this planet.

            …how long do I have to keep the bit up to convey sarcasm through text?

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          they should be drinking potatoes instead of barley

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          but they then eat the depression potatoes which reinstills and spreads the depression to all those who eat it.

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