How about just eating an orange?
If it’s not an apartheid orange from Israel, that’s terrorism.
It’s from Costco. Oh shit, This morning I got up from the couch and I took a shower and had breakfast and drove to work. I’m not sure if any of that is not legal anymore.
That depends: are you a cishet rich white Christian man who loves fascism?
If not, I’m afraid that merely existing is grounds for summary execution.
I’m gonna need a second opinion from a different doctor LOL.
Fair enough. I’ll get you a referral for Ronny “Candy Man” Jackson.
The eating of an orange is a lot like a domestic terrorism
No!!! What should I do now!
Can it be satire if it’s true?
Yes
It’s gotta be hard to be a satirical journalist when you know you’re writing next week’s real headlines.
Understandable but can we make an exemption for purchasing goods and services?
