goals
What can i say except, mrrrp!

hiiii I’m already house trained
Mostly…
It was one time!!
But I was laying there…
Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo
Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation
Not at all.
is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws
Happy cake day :3
I can woodwork
I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.
Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps
Mrrrp :3
Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches
I would never puke on a rug.
Not much of a catboy, then.
fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA
What a cruel tease
Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food
I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me

Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don’t know if this is wise…
What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?
So the elite don’t want you to know this but…
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ducks-at-the-park-are-free
Thank you
eggs from the yolk, it appears.
Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy… How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I’m not wearing a collar.
although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances
that’s the thing, i’m not house trained
Feral, huh?
Just gotta notch the ear.
Even if I’m already fixed?
Might as well, I’ll wear the ears and tail if you want.
Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal
dick what
Please take me 😭
I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3
Oh hey it’s the kitty that can haz cheezburger!
You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.















