• Tehhund@lemmy.worldEnglish
    95·
    3 months ago

    I feel like OP hasn’t seen enough Hallmark movies — the protagonist’s jealous beau showing up is exactly the kind of second act complication they need.

    • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
      52·
      3 months ago

      Please put on too much makeup, turn up holding a fleet of disposable designer bags, and then get your heels stuck in the grass for some reason, followed by a tiffy “I HATE it here!”

        • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
          5·
          3 months ago

          *a tiny chihuahua in a prada bag starts yapping, and then the sprinklers come on for some reason and she starts to lose it as her makeup begins to run*

  • tomiant@piefed.socialEnglish
    31·
    3 months ago

    This will do wonders for the trust necessary for a healthy relationship.

    Next week: “Help, my boyfriend is too controlling! He doesn’t want to watch my favorite tv shows with me!”