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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

They only come out at night

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They only come out at night

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    To be honest, that picture of the windows looks like some chick getting railed from the back with her arms holding the window…

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      Congratulations, it’s only January and you already made yourself look so foolish that you might not surpass it for the rest of the year. How does it feel?

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        And with that attitude from first month, what are you striving for? Asshole of the year? Dude could be decent enough that his first thought wasn’t even of someone cheating, unlike the rest of us.

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        Or he maybe didn’t understand for one reason or the other and answered in a way unexpected to society.

        So how does it feel to exclude and shame blame people like this?

        Of course it might just be fun / troll or other, sure. Still, as neurodivergent I can relate and sometimes it results in extremely embarrassing situations and getting excluded yet again. It’s one of the reasons why we have a very high suicidal rate.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but I’m having trouble figuring out how her shoulders can bend like that

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      She can’t possibly be getting railed if OPs neighbor went on a business trip

      • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        What if her secret boyfriend only comes over when the neighbor leaves?

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    • Kaerkob@lemmy.world
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      Don’t deny the existence of the monster just because you’re scared of it.

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      I do believe that is the actual joke

    • Almacca@aussie.zone
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      By golly, I think you’re right!

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      Is there a Lemmy version of r/woosh?

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Fairy?

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            Yes. Fairy easy

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              Fairy odd jokes

              • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Wands and wings. Floaty crowny things.

                • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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                  Wands and oaks, little froggy croaks

    • alienzx@feddit.nl
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      Thats_the_joke.jpeg

    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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      People have the weirdest obsessions. Why would she want to wash the windows while getting railed?

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    I was convinced this was by Mickey7

    • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip
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      He’s multiplying (not like that)

    • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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      I had to take second look at the username

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    Legit looks the same as the creature design from The Ritual

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    scary

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    It’s the mythical beast with two backs.

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    You should hear the screams it makes as it keeps trying to break out of the windows…

  • 🧟‍♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.world
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    This is none than the Leszy

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    Wow! I hope your neighbour’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!

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    Is that the beast with two backs?

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      Not anymore, one back got blown out.

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        Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.

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    Ohhh this gal

    friend

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      Your link is spyware. share.google is a tracking link used by Google to track you and track the people you are sharing with. It can also be used to identify who you are through your Google account.Please turn it off using the instructions from this article by 9to5google

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        Oh no! My bad. I couldn’t figure out how to link the gif from my phone. I’ll be sure to not use those links in the future, thanks!

        E: turned that off. Thanks again

        • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Can u edit the link?

          • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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            Edited!

        • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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          No problem, happy to help!

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