The challenge here is that a monologue like that would not be out of place on Fox “news” or even from congressional leaders. They’ve become caricatures of themselves. Everyday they say or do something that would have been an Onion headline before 2016.
It seems your satire was slightly too subtle.
It just isn’t very good. It sounds exactly like what his cultists unironically say.
The bit about self regenerating ears tipped me off.
The challenge here is that a monologue like that would not be out of place on Fox “news” or even from congressional leaders. They’ve become caricatures of themselves. Everyday they say or do something that would have been an Onion headline before 2016.