Just let stupid people kill themselves in peace. The press doesn’t even talk about it anymore… I guess journalists noticed he’s just dying, or he got out of money to buy attention.
Anyway, that’s 7 years, not 5.
My vision is still fucked up from when my eyes rolled to the back of my head from hearing my Grok attached overweight uncle say we’re all going to live to 120.
My tin foil hat theory is it’s to push these boomers and X’ers further into stock market greed because they’re now scrambling to secure retirement savings for a few decades they hadn’t planned for.
Solid theory tbh.
the magic of preventing the things that make people die ✨
If true, how does that profit Elon Musk? Don’t think that Cunt does anything productive except for himself.
I mean name a stock more divorced from reason and driven by greed than TSLA right now. Dude literally has more to lose than anyone.
What’s keeping Tesla stocks afloat are the cult retail investors who believe Elon is a god who could do no wrong.
The jump from 2018 to 2023 was the 25 years I thought
Dude is harvesting young people blood, he fucking vampire. So no he should not be walking the streets in peace.
It is worse, he uses his kid as a blood bag.
The meme is 2 years old
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yeah because them loudly bragging about it certainly isn’t going to make others try the same thing…
god i’m so sick of this rhetoric, can you people just grow a spine already?
Another soul hunting for the Elixir of Life? He better watch his mercury intake.
My brother (8M) and I (10M) performed human transmutation on our dead mother (32F), AITA?
Yes, you are the alchemist
Just killed a god-like being (1000+NB) and had to give up my alchemy. AITA for being jealous of my brother for getting his body back and keeping his alchemy?
Yes but in recompense you get a dog!
I will never understand why people are so mad about him trying to slow his aging.
“Hey fuck you, why are you trying to not die. You should give up like the rest of us.”
Like damn I wish every billionaire was like him, we might actually get some decent funding for anti-aging research.
I have this idea for a dystopian story where we’ve figured out aging and can keep people alive forever, but it’s only done so that people can continue to work in order to pay off their debts, and only once you’ve done so are you allowed to die. And the people who administer the anti-aging treatment are also the ones who hold the notes on your debt. I’ll get around to writing it one day. I’m sure it’ll just be a copy of Running Man or something.
I like it, do it! Have you read Altered Carbon? Has some similar themes. I loved the book, might be some good inspiration. I’ll read yours when it’s out, love that genre :).
I don’t know why people are mad about it, but the shit he’s doing is hilariously clownish.
In general though I completely agree if he figures out something real that can actually be used by the poors (unlikely and also partly why everyone hates him) then that would indeed be good
Who is this?
Based on the latest image, Ebenezer Scrooge.
And all it took was stealing his son’s blood
The fact that anyone can gloss over this fact without thinking he should be in prison for child abuse is beyond me.
I look 10 years younger, after having been on Estrogen for a couple years.
This guy’s attempts to look younger have culminated in him getting on some Picture of Dorian Gray shit
I wish people wouldn’t just post random stuff like this without any sort of explanation.
shitpost-factor increases the less that is uncovered by op
Surprisingly the person being quote-posted is the subject. It’s this weirdo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Johnson
Making ex-Mormons look bad.
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Venture capitalist obsessed with eternal youth drinks his son’s cum to stay young forever, or something like that.
Thats pretty much accurate
He looks like Ed Sheridan is turning into Brian May (not that one).
In order from left to right:
Younger, Older, YoungerOlder, Bono
horrifying
That’s nothunf, I aged 10 years in 4 months of depression.
Does he have an eating disorder?
He has an everything disorder.
He is a disorder
