The first part is pretty standard Bondi. And then:
You and your office must restore the rule of law, support ICE officers, and bring an end to the chaos in Minnesota. Fortunately, there are common sense solutions to these problems that I hope we can accomplish together.
First, share all of Minnesota’s records on Medicaid and Food and Nutrition Service programs, including the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program data, with the federal government. Allowing the federal government to efficiently investigate fraud will save Minnesota taxpayers’ money and ensure that Minnesota’s welfare funds are being used to help those in need, not enrich fraudsters.
Second, repeal the sanctuary policies that have led to so much crime and violence in your state. Removing criminal illegal aliens from Minnesota neighborhoods will save lives, and state and local officials should support this goal. All detention facilities in your state should cooperate fully with ICE, honor immigration detainers, and permit ICE to interview detainees in custody to determine immigration status. I urge you to reach an agreement with ICE that allows them to remove illegal aliens in custody of Minnesota’s prisons and jails and avoids pushing these interactions into your streets.
Third, allow the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice to access voter rolls to confirm that Minnesota’s voter registration practices comply with federal law as authorized by the Civil Rights Act of 1960. Fulfilling this common sense request will better guarantee free and fair elections and boost confidence in the rule of law.
I am confident that these simple steps will help bring back law and order to Minnesota and improve the lives of Americans.
The time has come for state and local officials in your state to change course. As the chief law enforcement officer of the United States, I am committed to enforcing federal immigration laws and keeping every American safe. Minnesota can and should be a partner with this administration. Do not obstruct federal immigration enforcement; do not allow rioters to take over the streets and houses of worship; do not hinder federal officials from investigating financial fraud and violations of election laws. Whether state and local politicians stand in the way or not, we will work every day to protect Americans and make Minnesota Safe Again. I request that you join us in that effort.


Seriously, invite her to discuss all of this over a sumptuous meal at one of Minnesota’s finest restaurants. Treat her with the utmost respect, listen to her arguments, and assure her they will be dealt with at the highest priority, if it will ensure the safety of Minnesotans. Shake her hand and solemnly state that this will be resolved immediately.
Beforehand, take no extraordinary steps to ensure that (why would anyone? How could such a thing happen?!) a massive dose of laxatives and fart-powder, or… something… somehow against all odds fell into her stew/soup/salad. She’ll be on the plane back, an hour or so later, when it all hits, and it’ll be glorious.
EDIT: sumptuous :/
Dust her food with carfentanil.
What’s the charge? Eating a sumptuous meal? A sumptuous Hmong meal?
Oof, my spelling!