“It’s not a phase, mom, this is who I really am!!”

Ugh it’s called fashion, Becky, you wouldn’t understand.

Fashion is cyclical. The other day my kid asked me if I still had any of my old JNCOs.

Orcas are smart. They may actually understand that we watch them. Maybe they are just messing with us

I just might dig out my onion and tie it to my belt.