Authorities discovered a massive stash of illegal firearms and a secret underground bunker at the base of a 100-foot tunnel on a MAGA activist's property in Northern California.
Goddamnit why do the fash get to have all the cool shit? Where’s my secret underground gun bunker??? Literally all I have ever wanted in life and these fuckers are the ones that get it. God it’s so unfair.
It’s easy to have the time to build your own secret underground bunker when you’re a PoS that no one wants to hang with. It’s easy to hire people to build your secret underground bunker when you’re a leeching PoS billionaire.
Goddamnit why do the fash get to have all the cool shit? Where’s my secret underground gun bunker??? Literally all I have ever wanted in life and these fuckers are the ones that get it. God it’s so unfair.
I mean, you get the petmits you can do that.
Having the government sanction your secret underground gun bunker seems like it’s… idk, taking a bit of the fun out of it.
The trick it to make the government pay for it. Its not a secret underground base, its an affordable housing project.
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Antifascists used to make underground bunkers. We can do it again!
He gets a bandit hat? He just got here, and he gets a bandit hat? Where’s MY bandit hat? Why didn’t I get shot at?
It’s easy to have the time to build your own secret underground bunker when you’re a PoS that no one wants to hang with. It’s easy to hire people to build your secret underground bunker when you’re a leeching PoS billionaire.
Thank you for not being a PoS.