Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down13
arrow-up1218arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·2 months agoApparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
minus-squarehayvan@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago* sleps kid in the crotch * this bad boy can gain us at least 5m extra.
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoWhy go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months ago“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoTo be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoYour child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. “But she doesn’t have a hog…” That’s why she failed, sir.
minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·2 months agoJust your standard penis inspection day
Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
* sleps kid in the crotch * this bad boy can gain us at least 5m extra.
Why go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
This sounds like hugenics to me
Hogenics
Dongenics
“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.
“But she doesn’t have a hog…”
That’s why she failed, sir.
Just your standard penis inspection day