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ickplant@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    Name it 3-6 and I’m sold

  • davetortoise@reddthat.com
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    Sounds good except that literally 90% of people consider themselves to be in this category

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      7 is considered average while 5 is standing there.

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    Hi

    Edit: nvm

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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    What if I’m a 6 but I can run a mile?

  • Let's Go 2 the Mall! ❌👑@lemmy.world
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    I’m 6’2" and my check engine light has been on for over a year. How you doin?

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      193 cm here. I don’t know if my EV has a check engine light…

      • Alberat@lemmy.world
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        why do i keep seeing check engine lights being associated with dating? like girls seem to always use it to describe a guy who has acceptable flaws.

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    fediverse partner finder when?

  • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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    Somehow I’m both too good and not good enough to meet the criteria to join.

    • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yeah, like I’m maybe a 5, but my car works fine, so…hmmm

  • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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    I call those moments, “what do women see in me?”

  • sparkles@piefed.zip
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    deleted by creator

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      It’sfreeat^autozooooone

      • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        $80 to buy the scanner yourself and never have to drive a mile down the road to have another undertrained cashier tell you your O2 sensor died again.

        If I never see another P0134 I’ll die happy.

        • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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          Ha! My dad has two because he couldn’t find the first one until immediately after buying the second one. I have one because he couldn’t find either of them when I asked to borrow one.

          And the circle of life continues.

  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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    Shit I already convinced some poor girl to marry before smart phones but I’ll keep it in mind

  • ViperActual@sh.itjust.works
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    Damn sign me up.

    Does it count if my truck’s check engine light came on but it got fixed because I figured out the gas cap wasn’t screwed on tight enough?

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    There’s one already called Tinder. It’s exactly what you said.

  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    My check engine light came on two days ago. I feel called out😋

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      On the bright side, you seem more attractive now

  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world
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    Who dates a person that has the CEL on in their car

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      Why not? Not everyone has the money or knowledge/tools/time to fix it, and that’s ok. Sometimes fixing it costs more than the car itself (e.g. when Prius gets its factory cat stolen).

      Also, what if the person doesn’t have a car at all?

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      idk cuz I have multiple warning lights on in my car. I know exactly what they mean but… depression keeps me from getting them fixed .

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I have a rat car and even that car’s cel isn’t on anymore because the bulb burned out in the dash. Good ole Toyotas.

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    I can assign how I’m doing on a numerical scale and looking at the percentage of the people I’m trying to look good for respond positively.

    If it’s about 50%, I’m at a 5.

    I’ve been told this is very regressive and patriarchal, oh well.

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