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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days ago

You can do everything right, and still not win.

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You can do everything right, and still not win.

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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days ago
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    Take a picture. How much do you weigh?

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      I took a picture but it doesn’t tell me my weight.

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          I’ve got to reiterate that I’m not American

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            And? Dodging that comment like a pro politician BTW 👍

            I’ve got my answer.

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              Well you bring very negative energy, so I’d rather not engage you and sour the air in here any further.

              You can picture me anyway you want because I absolutely don’t care about you. No actually, I care enough to tell you that if you feel the need to childishly call others fat over a comment on ketchup, maybe you need to figure out what makes you so angry.

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                  🤷‍♂️

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                  Can we get a ban, please?

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                    That’ll stop me 🤣

                    I call out a shitty comment and you want a ban.

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      The same as before the picture, I suppose.

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        21 grams lighter actually since being photographed sucks up your soul

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          Or 21 g more since I’m apparently the one taking the picture…

          Who knew photography was so complicated?

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