I remember the stories my father told me of his early dev days… “so the mainframe we wrote the whole national social security system for had 8K of RAM”.

Just a few more billions guys, real close now! Maybe a few dozen more after that, but it’s really getting there!
Oh, look a squirrel!

Or they unplugged their monitor, or a fan, or a vacuum cleaner… who can tell?

Like… bottles?

Didn’t Kennedy say that we didn’t really need those anyway?

There’s many new jobs opening in the AI sector, pedalling on dynamo bikes.

If she was American, she could afford real clothes instead of those cheap paper ones. Stands to reason.

All books used to be like that… they probably just want to make it appear ancient or something.

Your sims will have to pause five times per day to pray.

which means it has the potential to harm human reproductive function, fertility

Oh, that’s fine, we mostly give those to children, and those don’t reproduce yet. So it’s not a problem.

Had me worried for a second.

They actually are. And there are lowercase numbers in several fonts, which people really should use more.

Does that mean that I’m left hanging with my Sinclair ZX81? Again?

Is your pc a box though? Boxes are much more stackable, in case you want even more boxes.

Their fucking calculator can’t even calculate. Big fucking whoop.

And people keep shovelling money in their bottomless maw. The world is mad.

Windows never was a reference of clean programming, but it seems to me that the UI bugs in 11 are much worse than in previous versions. Which suggests that many other invisible bugs are present in the core system.

Disclaimer: I don’t use windows much, so I might be wrong.

Well, if you have a trenchcoat, maybe?

Hey mister, fancy some RAM? DDR5… The real stuff… no?

Sir? Looking for some RAM?

There’s a few chips for cache on hard drives.

Again?

Can’t really ignore advice from a “director of demand generation”.

So, anyway, first time players start with no clothes.