How many children did he fck?

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    Is there a sadder, more pathetic, more wretched side-character who lives for the attention of celebrities than Ian Miles Cheong? He lives in Malaysia, but seems singularly devoted to MAGA. A movement that would bury him upside down in a hole if he ever tried to migrate there, legally or not.

    I try to imagine what the day to day life of a person like that is. I imagine him living in utter squalor, with a flickering bare lightbulb swinging in the breeze above his head from the drafts spewing in through every crooked window frame of his shack. With his 100 open browser tabs for each of his fake Elon-sucking accounts. Suicidally-depressed except for the 8-second dopamine hit he gets on the occasions when Elon acknowledges his existence. A fungal infection of a human.

    Also, lol:

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      That screenshot is all I know about this account, but surely thats satire right? Like I can imagine myself saying those things, but heavily rolling my eyes while saying it. Surely nobody says things like that with any sincerity?

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        That was my first thought as well, but goddamn has my ‘willing to believe’ meter been ground down to nearly nothing these days. Poe’s law lives, and its phenomena are horrific.

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      Malaysia hosts multiple propaganda operations run by various state actors, so I’m not sure if the location of this particular account is of any particular significance.

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      True, we need to see all the criminals involved in this scandal punished. Elon’s case is funny on its own, but it doesn’t change the fact that there’s no arrests done.

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    I don’t even want to hold hands in public, I can not wrap my head around people going to these degenerate events and having everything on video.

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        At a level of society where they are confident they won’t get caught. if they are, they assume they will buy their way out of trouble or close ranks as they are all so complicit. These people ain’t like us.

  • Petr Janda@gonzo.markets
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    Never been a fan of Musk even before his Sieg Heil moment during the elections but this does nicely top it off. Will there ever be an investigation into all these wealthy men who abused young women? Probably not. Let’s not kid our selves though, wealthy were never bound by laws, not now and not in the past thousands of years

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      I understand that you are not the origin of this language but it is so frustrating that “little girls” is being rewritten to “young women”

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      Exceptions exist. Lets push to make these exceptions more frequent.

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    He probably didn’t touch any.

    Just presented them with uh… vials.

    That’s mostly how he interacts with the opposite sex.

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    So he said Trump was in the epstein files and that it was a whole big secret apparently (it was never a secret it has actually always been common knowledge). Then he made grok, now infamous globally for being a generator of sexualized images of children, and threatened to sue anyone seeking legal action against him while continuing to allow users to generate sexualized images of children.

    And now suddenly his name appears in the Epstein files and he changes tune and we shouldn’t give a shit about the documents on how him and seemingly his entire cohort of wealthy white nationalists have been helping each other abuse children for decades.

    Elon Musk will one day be universally regarded as one of the single stupidest most disgusting and most embarrassing human beings who has ever lived. He is living proof that the the wealthy do not deserve any of the hoards they are given. I cannot believe this person exists.

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      I cannot believe this person exists.

      It’s not all that surprising that he (and Donvict) exist; what I find so puzzling is that they both have so many fanboiz and fangurlz.

      Just…why? They both seem to be incredibly awkward and weird and the origination stories they tell about themselves are just bullshit.

      Is it just Worthington’s Law?

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      It really takes a certain set of skills to be able to fuck up this bad while inheriting such massive wealth. It’s not like money makes you more intelligent but it does provide access to so many services, from lawyers to consultants and *in most of the cases * some sort of competent people that might be able to help guide you so you don’t absolutely wreck your whole persona.

      I suppose he is too full of him and just does whatever he desires, which is most likely.

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    It’s interesting how in this latest drop Epstein is emailing white nationalist podcasters about how black people are genetically inferior and how this is a hard truth the world needs to accept, and the recent behaviour of Elon Musk and a lot of the other people who ran in that circle.

    Sure seems like the last 16 years of rage against SJWs and Woke was really just a bunch of losers complaining about how they should be allowed to talk publicly about why they hate black people and how they should be allowed to fuck kids without suffering social repercussions

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      I think so many conservative brains were broken by having Obama win against McCain.

      And if that wasn’t enough, they watched him beat Romney in 2012 and get a second term. The fact that the country didn’t fall apart, and that people generally liked him made it even worse for them. Under Obama, the economy got back on track, if ever so slowly, after the Republicans drove it into the ditch.

      Gathering together all the worst people (Musk, Stephen Miller, Bannon, Thiel, RFKjr, etc.) under the umbrella of Donvict and delivering their “retribution” on America is their revenge for that. They love to pretend that Obama really hurt them or something. And I guess he did hurt people that are racists. Just by existing in the WH.

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        Yeah, it was the ultimate subversion of the natural order of things for them.

        I genuinely believe they’d rather live in the burned out ruins of a once great nation than prosper under an open and racially equitable society.

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    Musk doesn’t matter.

    Such a fucking waste of air. Worthless. Throw his nasty ass in a leaking bedbug-ridden jail then let’s stop talking about him like he matters.

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    Prolific and Infamous CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t matter anymore so PLEASE Come back and Make Child Porn on my Platform!

    -OWNER of the Republican Party, South African Elon Musk!