The penis was purported to be so epic its legend stretched 7 years into the future, from a Parisian clinic to an Indian online news site.
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This is hilarious. Within the last few weeks Sam Harris was talking about how he would hate to die as side effects of having unnecessary surgery like a nose job, and they kind of laughed about how unlikely that is but still within the realm of possibility. And here we are
days6 years later, and a guy with over a billion dollars couldn’t even buy a bigger dick without losing his life.This happened in 2019
The verdict was Wednesday, which is 2026.
Another one bites the dust!
I will take that
cancels penis enlargement operation
Oh noooooo
So does anyone have any good recipes for muffins I’ve been in a muffin mood lately
Oh me too. I tried doing some oatmeal blueberry muffins from random recipes online, but the muffin tops feel too small for my liking. ended up more like cupcakes.
A good start.
Lol, won’t be missed
LMAO
Just keep trying penis surgeons. You’ll get it right one of these days.
> be me
> have money
> like “i can get away with pedophilia” money
> can get any woman i want
> lil’ me won’t get hard
> gold digger says it’s ok, i can hear her laugh
> everyone giggles when i’m around
> hear rumors of how i was cheated by every gf and wife
> time to fix this shit
> coke’n cialis combo
> get dick surgery
> get ready for the pornstar dick, bitches!
> unlicensed medics
> forgot to tell them i was high af
> die in surgery\and nothing of value was lost!
RIP Bozo
Lol, didn’t elon lose his ducks usability to this?
I don’t get it. If you are a billionaire, you’d have women (or men, whatever you like) throwing themselves at your junk. Why take the risk? You won at life, just enjoy banging everything that moves my dude. You could have a micro penis and still have people begging to do ungodly perverted things to it if you have that kind of money. Never satisfied I guess.
Billionaires are as insecure and self centered as anyone. Part of the problem really and why rich people should be paying more taxes.
billionaires are not like us, just like psychopaths are not like us. I wonder if they even have souls if souls exist… probably exchanged it for money.
Because when you have so much, any and every hit to the ego feels that much worse, and the concept that something could exist that can’t be fixed by throwing money at it seems impossible.
It’s because a normal person would hit a few tens of millions and call it a day, retire, spend time with their family. The internal drive that creates a billionaire also prevents them from ever being happy or satisfied in any meaningful way. I think it’s similar to how a psychopath is incapable of empathy, it’s pathological.
I have a theory that very few, if any, of these people are happy.
I have a theory that very few, if any, of these people are happy
Its easier to accept our crappy hamster bodies when we dont have enough money to think we can change that reality
Guess this needs to be updated?
Moisés Saba Masri: A prominent Mexican billionaire businessman, his wife, son, and daughter-in-law, along with the pilot, died in a helicopter crash in heavy fog on the outskirts of Mexico City in January 2010. The helicopter’s tail reportedly hit a house and its blades struck a tree.
Why aren’t the surgeons being paraded like luigi.
Ok I read it. Here’s the basics. Dude had a heart problem and an ulcer. He goes to this clinic a couple times a year for injections. This time he suffered abdominal pain and told the surgeons to call medical services. They did but it seemed like it was probably the ulcer so no one was dispatched. He tells them to proceed. Later he suffered a heart attack and emergency services are contacted again. An autopsy revealed it was not related to the procedure but rather to a chronic condition and drugs he was taking. The surgeons were punished because they were not licensed to practice in France despite doing it for a couple of decades.
Still in my humble opinion the timing seems sus.
