
YES, POLICE! TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Your pie needs shaving
What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?
You evil being ♥️
I’m blonde, not stupid
Sorry
“yea, ive been craving burgers too…FUR burgers”
Nice try.
Thanks. Got a bit hairy there for a while
4C hair gang
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It’s a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You’ll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
When I’m on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.
Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I’m away from my computer.
Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac. For toilet reading and stuff.
Toilet time is puzzle time!
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I’ve got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
I’m the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham’s puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp’s gotta pimp.
That is just as relevant of a way of doing so! It’s just that when I sit down at the computer I usually want to spend that time doing something else!
I’m not always so successful I realize as I read this post on my phone waiting for my take out.
They said would you like some pie. I said yes I would.
I forgot they majored in math. I would undo it if I could.
They said 3.1415926535897932384626433
I just realised, this “joke” (fact for me to show off) doesn’t work on the internet. I DID memorise that in highschool. No copy and paste
The pie I get handed at holiday parties
I can see the ragebait
Getitoffgetitoff fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can’t remember… butter pecan?.. butter… something…
Buttermilk pie! I think.
So take the hair off and eat the damn pie






