some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said “yea let’s sell that as food. Great.”
My gag reflex won’t stop triggering now
skill issue
I’d rather eat my own cum
I’m not here to stop you. I just have one question: Can you produce 36oz of load per day? I got that number from a regular size 12oz can of SPAM and multiplied it by 3 for 3 meals a day. This is reckoning by volume not weight.
I can help him though
cum has more fructose than spam
Thin slices, fried up with pineapple. Yummo.
Are men okay?
It’s fucking dog food. Just plop one into a bowl, beside a bowl of beer , and he will be happy.
knew a guy in the army who would eat spam and bean dip out of cans for a meal. same guy would eat a bag of oreos poured into a mixing bowl with milk for saturday morning breakfast cartoons.
Semper fudge.
same dude died of a heart attack at 42
probably? was in great shape when I knew him, 290-300s on his apft. but you can’t pour that much garbage into the machine and not have issues eventually
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Better than okay. We are interested in efficiency. Bouncing it out a can, slicing it and singeing it on a stove takes time and adds nothing in terms of calories and sodium.
OP is a cat in a human body. The taste buds adapted to the salt and now they are able to open their own cans.
I’m pretty sure this amount of salt would cause immediate kidney failure in a cat
That’s disgusting, use a spoon!
It’s very cheap protein where I live. But it has way too much salt for me, and various other mysteries.
For cheap protein I buy sardines instead.
I’ve never had sardines but I’ve heard they are extremely healthy and low cost.
Spam: low cost, delicious, but not healthy. And downright disgusting to those who know what it actually is and/or have witnessed its entire processing from whole happy pig to canned gelatinized slurry.
Sardines do have the same high salt problem. Healthy in moderation but watch your blood pressure.
You want cheap protein? Get dried legumes. (and prepare yourself for the farts)
you worry about sodium so you go for the low salt option of SARDINES
I can’t stand sardines. Every time I’ve tried them it’s just the wrong kind of fishy flavor.
If I want cheap protein I usually go chicken or turkey.
How high are you
No officer it’s “hi how are you”
no, no, it’s “5 foot 11”
Spam and egg musubi are amazing. I kinda want some now lol
A Hawaiian fast food place opened near me last year and teriyaki spam musubi is one of the most addicting things I’ve ever tried. I’d eat there all the time if they didn’t charge nearly four bucks per tiny sushi roll.
Damn that’s spendy. Check and see if you have an L&L Hawaiian BBQ nearby. They are amazing and their Mac salad, musubi and Loco moko are top tier
Sadly the nearest L&L location looks to be multiple states away. I’d love a quality Hawaiian place. The place I was talking about is alright, but their entrées aren’t anywhere near as good as their sides.
I’m enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don’t make me eat spam.
A time release shit post, since y’know.
I just ate Korean BBQ SPAM with an egg and cheese on white bread. It was good considering the effort that went in. My heart is pounding like I just ran a marathon though. I think if I ate another I might die.
That’s probably because a single 2 oz serving (1/6th of a can) has a third of the salt you need per day. A can is 2x the recommended daily salt intake.
I ate half the can in that sandwich and nothing else yesterday. Is it bad to get your full % daily value of salt in the span of less than 5 minutes?
I’m no doctor, but it’s probably not ideal.
some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said “yea let’s sell that as food. Great.”
“Dead animal in my dead animal? Revolting.”
Supposedly it tastes good sliced and pan fried. I’m kinda afraid to try it in case it’s actually tasty.
Slice it thin and cook it golden brown. Deep fry it if you can. It’s better than bacon.
It’s absolutely delicious when properly prepared. Like bacon-flavored hot dogs. Magnificent in mac n cheese.
see I put hot dogs into mc&chee. ive considered putting spam in
It absolutely is. Pan fried with eggs is a nice breakfast actually. It’s a camping staple for me.
Slice thin, fry crispy
I’m sure shit can taste ok with the right sauce.
When I was a child I thought that stuff was delicious. Mom served it to us. As I got older I kinda started realizing what it was, along with hot dogs and stuff like that, and I cannot stomach the idea of eating such things anymore.












